There are no gorgeous women throwing themselves at the feet of these non-existent professional keno players. Since it does not exist, it certainly is never televised! There is no such thing as a World Series of Keno. The house edge is far too great for anyone to make a living at keno. There is no such thing as a professional keno player. I am regretful that apparently someone took it seriously. IMPORTANT NOTE: The above was intended to be a humorous post. Now I happen to teach a seminar on my super secret strategy where I throw the terms 'edge' and 'overlap' around alot, so you take my seminar and after that I'll let you know why the casinos love slot machine players. The current rage is Four Card Keno with 5 spots. Twelve percent house edge and the players get to chat with their neighbors about strategy and even get a freebie from the casino every now and then. Indeed you better not use Cleopatra's image because she was only thirteen years old at the time, but those Video Keno machines make a mint. You don't have to pay no licensing fees to use Cleopatra's image.

Just think, you put up an image of Cleopatra and the machine rakes in money hand over fist.

Now the real action for us Keno Professionals is in Video Keno. And you get a free cup of coffee from the casino to boot!! Its kind of slow, but you can bet as little as one dollar a game and its great fun before the bus-driver from the retirement home shows up to take you back.

Since I play Keno for a living, I have to play both Live Keno and Video Keno so I am expert in each! Live Keno with its forty percent house edge can be great.

Why you need only attend our annual televised three-day event, The World Series of Keno and see all those gorgeous women throwing themselves at the feet of the world's best Keno players to realize how fascinating Keno can be. As a professional Keno Player, let me tell you that fascination is the proper word.

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